Porchlandia “Respect the Porch” V-Neck Tee
A soft, easy-wearing V-neck for anyone who understands that porch etiquette is not optional.
$48
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The porch keeps the story. Printful keeps the cash register. You only cross over when you are ready.
A soft, easy-wearing V-neck for anyone who understands that porch etiquette is not optional.
This Porchlandia tee features the now-legendary moment when Brad learns that disrespecting the porch may have consequences, especially when Glorp is nearby and feeling civic-minded.
The front begins the warning:
“if you don’t respect the porch…”
The back completes it:
“you may be offered a mint”
Made from lightweight combed ring-spun cotton, this shirt has a classic V-neck cut and a comfortable everyday fit. It’s soft enough for slow mornings, late-night listening, bookstore wandering, porch sitting, and explaining to strangers why a hyena appears to be airborne.
Porchlandia is a handmade story world of bears, lanterns, food, friendship, strange arrivals, and the sacred little places where people finally get to rest.
Respect the porch.
Or don’t.
Glorp is very strong.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Dark Grey Heather is 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched V-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This Porchlandia tee features the now-legendary moment when Brad learns that disrespecting the porch may have consequences, especially when Glorp is nearby and feeling civic-minded.
The front begins the warning:
“if you don’t respect the porch…”
The back completes it:
“you may be offered a mint”
Made from lightweight combed ring-spun cotton, this shirt has a classic V-neck cut and a comfortable everyday fit. It’s soft enough for slow mornings, late-night listening, bookstore wandering, porch sitting, and explaining to strangers why a hyena appears to be airborne.
Porchlandia is a handmade story world of bears, lanterns, food, friendship, strange arrivals, and the sacred little places where people finally get to rest.
Respect the porch.
Or don’t.
Glorp is very strong.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Dark Grey Heather is 52% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched V-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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